So I just want to say for the record, if you’re ever moving sql databases, use a migration and synchronization tool.
I tried shutting down the servers and copying data over. I tried using sql queries to do it. But no matter how careful you are, something will get corrupted, some constraints or dependencies will get lost. I used a free time-limited but fully-featured version of Red Gate SQL Professional Tools which made the process incredibly smooth and safe to do.
Oh, the things I wish I’d known before I began this endeavor.